GI [GAME] – Privates Gameplay
It’s all pleasant-feeling and squishy and tingly and what-have-you.
Trouble is, if you’re not careful about how you go about it, you can catch some pretty unpleasant infections off people, which can make your bits ooze an unpleasantly smelly discharge, or can completely screw up your insides. Delightful!
Thank the stars then for John “Jack” Sterling, worn-down Captain of the oh-so-useless ‘Foxtrot Squad’. It’s up to you to take charge and lead your squad in and around people’s private parts, clearing them of all manner of pesky and dangerous critters, oozes and bosses
Blast away at various different enemies in all sorts of crazy, sometimes fragrant, locations!
Fully-voiced, funny, silly script!
Five whole levels!
You know how you wouldn’t write a history essay based on your experiences playing a World War II shooter? Well, Privates is a bit like that – while the action takes place in and around peoples’ parts, the anatomy is in no way biologically accurate. We’ve had to make loads of concessions in order to make the game fun to play. There’s still loads of important stuff to take from Privates. Just be sensible about which bits, eh?
WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
All you need to play Privates is a relatively-decent Windows computer with a graphics card that’s capable of Shader 2.0. (You may need to right-click and ‘save as’, depending on your computer set-up).